misread e-Mail sender
I checked my e-Mail today and saw that I had a Papal Communication! Wow! What’s Pope Francis want to tell me, and how did I get on his mailing list?
Oh.
“PayPal Communication”
[Emily Lettela]
Never mind.
[/Emily Letella]
I think I’m falling for the scare tactics of the big bands. Again!
Damn you Glenn Miller and Tommy Dorsey!
(Bing AI image creator’s take on the above)
“Wait, we’ve been giving them thoughts, and now we need to pray as well? They’re so demanding.”
The sticking, jamming and unspooling would drive you mad, mad mad.
We’ve been here before…
Expensive, but not very delicious.
Well, if you’re reading it in North Korea, maybe?
What is the original definition of a Columbo?
A one-eyed private eye (heh) in a shabby raincoat?
Help changing the religion of my Android phone
“All hail Steve Jobs! Bow down before him!”
Long as it doesn’t start worshipping Emperor Elmo the First we’re OK. If it connects to Starlink then starts talking about the Borg you’re / we’re probably screwed.
I tried to, but all the icons “Died Suddenly”.
It may be literal in some ways, but definitely not by representing presidents as they actually look.
Car reading advice
My parents always told me not to read in the car, “bad for your eyes”, but I do it anyway.
I read it like “Houthi Rebels and Shipping”
(except that it somehow drifts into the “Amazon and Shipping” mental space, fully expecting some horrorstories of a multipack of cat-litter taking more than 4 days to ship with Houthi-prime and being stuck at a nearby distribution center)
Why Aren’t People Washing? (Personal anecdotes only)
Soap and water aren’t free, y’know. Though it stank something awful on the subway this morning.
What is your opinion regarding pubic evangelism?
Depending on the gender of the evangelist, I might be interested.