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On my squished screen I read: Having a raisin brand muff
WTH?
Did I miss a nice new fashion accessory or what?
I flipped the tablet to make sure.

Tesla Cyberpunk

I’m sure Musk would like to think so.

I know that some people associate sex with food, but I’m not convinced raisins and muffs really go together all that well.

Although a fashionably accessorized muff is always nice to see. And feel. :grin: :leer:

Why would guys choose to be Catholic?

waves from upthread

Well, your misreading, ‘Tesla Cyberfuck’ was different than mine. Though yours is admittedly a better descriptor of the product itself, if not the company as a whole.

Speaking of cyberf***, I have an unrelated anecdote. I recently asked Bing Chat to make up a fake news article about a person who misunderstood what “Cyber Monday” meant, obviously trying to bait it into writing about the NSFW use of “cyber”. It made up a mostly coherent story about a man called Cyber Dave who thought that Cyber Monday was about Cyberpunk. The only part that was obviously not written by an actual satirical news writer was the part where Cyber Dave complained that he went to the mall all decked out in his cyberpunk gear, and there were a lot of people at the mall, but they were all shopping on their tablets and phones.

I pity airport duty

So do I…

“How to start an impeachment inquiry into President Biden”

I understand it’s customary to have some evidence.

advice on rearing a car?

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-rearing-advice/

But evidently not strictly necessary.

Plenty of fuel, a nice garage to sleep in, and a visit to the mechanic once a year is the bare minimum.

Mandela sings about killing whales video - explain?

He was upset about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Omnibus Cheese News Thread

Cheshire has been voted the Xmas Cheese for 2023. Tasty, and no squeaky curds.

Do beers have a monopoly on diamond prices?

Wut?

There’s this one:

I keep seeing Funniest Al Legos and wracking my brain to remember what AL legos means in Spanish.

Turns out the joke is on me because “Legos” is the Spanish word for the Danish toy building blocks.

Being a fan of a musician’s welder and less-known work

It’s usually only the heavy metal guys that have their own welders. Violinists don’t have much need for one.

The FINAL mmm-song poll

It’s the Crash Test Dummies’ best song.

Right, wrong or a bigfoot?