Old and/or abandoned celebrities.
Does Taiwan ever challenge Beijing to reform itself in the interest of fornication?
PRC response: I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)
I keep seeing a thread about the “World’s Largest Service Pizza” and getting excited about it, because I like pizza better than I like gas stations.
You can get a pizza at this gas station.
Yeah, but is it the world’s largest pizza?
Seriously, don’t give them any ideas.
Pomegranate (Arkansas): How big a deal is this?
I dunno - is it a particularly special pomegranate?
It’s apparently a multi tens of thousands of dollars pomegranate. Sounds kinda special to me.
That’s one hell of a fruit.
I read the headline as Potassiumgate. Figured it was about artificial fertilizers, possibly a hushed up report about lifeless rivers.
Can we induce mortality in sea monkeys?
Sure, just chuck 'em down the toilet.
ISWYDT and I applaud it.
How many times have you walked into the wrong restaurant?
So many times. Unfortunately I didn’t know it was the wrong choice until I’d been let down by the disappointing meal.
Great username/post combo 
How much damage can a Shatner clone do
I’m sure it could chew the scenery quite a bit.
Reply to Barbie: Hamas and Israel.
Surfers in Hell thread.
How effective are marital arts in the real world?
Generally speaking, if you’re able to coexist in a long-term relationship with a spouse without making them want to murder you, you probably have sufficient social skills to deal with the world at large.
This one keeps catching me out:
Yep - I keep reading “Rockies coach” as “cockroach”.