I didn’t realize it wasn’t “roach” until I just opened and read it!
Would you rather get $1 million or three random supplements?
I’d choose the supplements. One of 'em could work really great!
Homer’s brain: $1 million can buy many supplements!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer’s brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!
I have three supplements and no money. Why can’t I have no supplements and three money?
Every new instance of the “Monthly Photos Competition” thread I read as Monty Python Competition.
Elephant Stats for Drug Rehab Facilities
More pachyderms than ever are crowding in for problems with opioid abuse.
Elopement Stats For Drug Rehab Facilities
This thread has been going on for several years but keeps alive. There’s another thread that’s been alive for years now too, and to which I post semi-regularly. I’m real familiar with it. But …
For some reason now I keep reading it as: Senior Citizens-- Please tell me this is fake
Despite knowing better. Oh, those darn senior citizens: always getting things confused. Laws, thread titles, just everything.
I keep thinking that this one needs a name change:
Who are our current Abe Vigodas? (Number 4 will surprise you!)
I assumed that was something Trump said.
Fellow Canadians: what are your selling preferences?
I’m not Canadian, but I prefer a good old fashioned yard sale when I want to sell stuff.
Does it really matter what robins were doing 200 years ago?
How much do 1970s vintage Hustler magazines sell for these days, and where’s the best place to find them?
Um, won’t they melt? On barbecues, cars, and teeth.
I’m honored that my thread made the list! 
But I did have a moment of panic, and went back to make sure I spelled “charcoal” correctly!
Awesome abortion ban accomplished
Wow, is the OP of that thread in for it.
What’s gotten you woken up this month?
Mostly the alarm clock. Sometimes barking dogs in the neighborhood…
Want to shoot a cat that won’t hunt
Kristi, is that you?
Should “The Olympics” Include Fine Arts?
Should “The Olympics” Include Fire Ants?
The 100-Meter Dash After You Realize You Inadvertently Stepped Onto A Fire Ant Mound would be a fabulous Olympic event.
Early voting and “I Voted” Snickers
If I hadn’t had one, I would have been so hangry in line I would have voted for Kodos.