Sounds like someone needs a scrip for Skyrizi…
Nothing is everythiiiing
For a brief second I thought this thread was Hippies in California.
Every time I see the Pit thread I Pit Split_p_j, my brain starts to read it as “I Split p…” but then it can’t continue further. I think I misread it because “Split” is so close to “pit” and, “I split” is still grammatical. But then my brain freezes because it can’t make a comprehensible sentence out of the whole.
My brain does the same!
I thought the same thing about the hippos.
Should people use their real legal names when fornicating in public forums online?
Not necessary, if they can confine their disgusting behavior to a forum like Mundane Pointless Reproductive Moves I Must Share.
What can I say; I need new glasses.
The Woman Factor and Clinton Hair Loss
“Babe, I told you, I couldn’t reach my dealer! Tomorrow, maybe”
Is it necessary to season a new pie with honey?
Honey would probably taste good in a lot of pies, but I wouldn’t say it’s absolutely necessary.
How are wooden pliers maintained?
They get all gnarly after one use, so I just throw 'em out and get new ones.
Wow, I didn’t realize some voters know about government!
Yeah, me neither.
How are wooden penises maintained?
I suspect they need less TLC than the regular kind - just dust 'em every week and maybe use a little Murphy’s Wood Soap once in a while?
And it’s even easier if you’re a member of King Missile.
Performance goats for plain job
As long as the goats don’t have to climb steep hills, they should perform just fine.
I would assume you need performace goats for the mountains, but regular goats for the plains.
“Max Cohen’s Silver Hammer” is one of my favorites.
Every time I scroll through this forum I keep seeing: No, no, no Seven is not seven.
Yes, it is. By definition 7=7.