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Trump and retribution
Lego question

Fleshlight recommendations

I’m privy to black

Old thread time!

Is Texas increasing police violence, not decreasing it?. These days, probably increasing it.

Tallest and shortest TV cats

Morse problem, adding extra letters quickly

You just gotta learn to do those dah-dah-dits faster! So, “get up off of them dah-dah-dits!”

And if anybody here recognizes that last bit, let me know; we might share a bit of background. :crossed_flags: (mutters, “why are they Japanese?”)

Planning a One-Week Stay in New York with my Dodgers - Summer 2024

Did Mookie Betts enjoy his trip to the zoo?

Is this a legally binding otter?

Always read the fine print when making a purchase at the Aquatic Mammals Shoppe.

Should we try out our coffee maker before adding filter & coffee?

Well, I suppose if you just wanted to heat a pot of plain water, and you didn’t have some other method?

Is anything made out of actual cell phones anymore?

Well, I heard they get partly recycled.

Windows 11 disabled my auto insurance.

Sadly, with the extensive grasp of MS products, I could see that happening somehow.

OMGosh, FOETUS just announced US to sponsor ethnic cleansing in Gaza

Are you sure? That doesn’t sound like something Jim Thirllwell would do, and I’m not sure how you arrived at the conclusion he controls the US.

Fess up… Have you used a dictionary?

Yes. Yes! I did it, and I liked it!!

The Great Ongoing Space Explosion Thread

Why does everything have to be about Elon Musk?

The Zit cult

It’s just a bunch of pimply faced teens worshiping the cult of Clearasil.

Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-eating-feces-party

Thought that was more of a dog thing.

Do you think we could train or tame doctors?

Some, perhaps, as they tend to be food-driven. But even after years of training, you should be wary around urologists and general surgeons.

What are YOUR important margarita(ish) duties?

  1. Ask for salt around the rim. 2. On the rocks, not frozen. 3. Enjoy.

What are YOUR important martial(ish) duties?

Keep the peace, at all costs.

Locked in school corridors… TV Trope.

That must be either about the Backrooms or, not a generic thread about lockers, but about being locked in lockers by a bully.