My brain really wants to change “The Ziz Cult” to “The Zyn Cult.” I see a compound full of bros stuffing nicotine pouches between the cheek and gums.
I occasionally perceive it as “The Zit Cult.”
Yeah, such a self-indulgent habit, it’s all about me, etc.
Now that it’s been bumped, I’m starting to read it that way too.
Lateral Thinking Puppies - third time is best
“If I go to the window and bark loudly, eventually he’ll get up and go look out to see what the fuss is about, and I can sneak over and snag the sandwich off his plate!”
Maybe not the most amusing misreading, but that’s what I keep seeing every time see that thread.
I read that as “Help me defund my cat”.
I can support that.
The dumpee never sees it coming…
Irony is that there is another thread on basically that, tho technically can go in either direction: Why is your ex your ex?
California: Governor dissolves Parliament, Carney drops the writ, and the election is on!
Even though I’ve seen the thread multiple times and despite the fact that California neither has a Parliament nor a governor named Carney, my brain keeps insisting on seeing it that way when I’m skimming over the page.
“Dropping the writ” seems like a screwball thing that Art Carney’s character would do in anything he is in…
It comes from the writs of election that go to the Returning Officer for each federal electoral district, or riding. It’s their authority to begin the election. The writs are issued in the name of the King, but Chuck doesn’t have any personal involvement.
What would your paper name be?
One Hundred Percent Rag.
As Trump’s policies worry scientists, Franco and others put out a welcome mat. It’s a sad day in history when your country is outscienced by not merely a European dictator, but a European dictator that is, presumably, still dead.
Experienced vampires always choose the jugular vein. Going for the median cubital vein in the arm is much slower and makes you look silly.
Racist Developments in Memphis
Perfectly cromulent title anyway.
I’m not sure, just leave it there going “click, click, click, click” until someone walks by and realizes that’s the thing they need?
Timing is everything.