I wanna see a matchup between Jackie Chan and Kaitlyn now!
Maybe if we pool our funds together…
The “who would win in a fight…” question is a trick question. Jackie Chan is always the good guy, and as anyone with half a brain can see Miss Kaitlyn is clearly on the side of good. So they’d never fight anyway.
Now about that baby smuggling…
Kaitlyn, this is a very inspirational story. I’ll have to go back and read the prequel when I get time. I’m also encouraged by how much class your class seems to have, and how much class [sub]most[/sub] people here are displaying.
Wait…
Forget the matchup! We could make her into her OWN movie star!
Introducing–Mrs. Kaitlyn! Mild-mannered schoolteacher by day… daring, heroic crime fighter by night!
(Now she just needs a cool superhero name and a costume!)
Kaitlyn, I’m so impressed.
Good for you. Good for your principal. Good for your wife.
You’re surrounded by supportive and accepting people. May we all be so blessed.
Have a great year.
Best,
karol
I only just read your backstory and this thread, Kaitlyn… I’m up to speed now. I’m so proud of the way you handled staff meeting… absolutely graceful! You get a gold star and a smilie face for that! Mr. P sounds like a wonderful boss, and a good friend. I sincerely hope the parent meeting goes smoothly, without any insensitive or inconsiderate remarks.
Oh, one more thing… would you be willing to move to my home town so you can be my future kid’s teacher?
Way to go, Miss Kaitlyn! I hope that things only get better from here on out. (And, as my Korean-American friend Laura always likes to point out in these situations, ASIA POWER!!) although she gets annoyed at me when I miss the cue…
Rob
a Filipino working in Japan
i was gonna post a rather bad joke here…but I thought better of it
I wish to second Rilch’s assertion that you sound absolutely stunning.
Grrrr.
That is all.
Congratulations! Sounds like you’ve got a great boss.
What a great thread! Well written, and funny in all the right places. You rock, Kaitlyn!
Kaitlyn, it sounds like your life has been an uphill struggle but I think you’re over the crest and on the right road. To quote my favorite ex-president, “Give 'em hell!”
And, for those who might like to discuss the issue outside the thread of Kaitlyn’s welfare, I’ve opened a (yet another) GD thread on this issue.
Clothahump, are you listening?
Kaitlyn versus Jackie Chan? Feh. Kaitlyn versus Michelle Yeoh: now that would be a fight!
Thank you for this thread, Kaitlyn! You’re a great inspiration to me!
Miller has the right idea! 
Rock on, Kaitlyn! This teacher is behind you 100%!
Wow! I just caught up with this thread! Kaitlyn, you are wonderful! Out there on the front lines battling ignorance in it’s most naked, aggressive form!
Good on you!
Kaitlyn, you ROCK girl!!
Your story is so inspiring, you’re an awesome person. Thanks for sharing with us.
Kaitlyn, I didn’t know your background before reading this thread. Going by the title I’d assumed you meant it was your *very first day * teaching, and I thought “God, someone’s going to get eaten alive!”
One of my favorite scenes in Kindergarten Cop is when Arnie’s partner tells him to take off his gun. He says "They’re kindergarteners, how much trouble can they be?’ To which she replies “On second though, take the gun.”
Sounds like you have a cool boss to back you up.
And I like the earlier suggestion to make a movie/story out of this. We have authors, film and camera people, and so on. Even me, I could cater to the production crew! Just got to pick which Dopers go in which role. Of course Kaitlyn has to play herself!
ooh, ooh, can I be overweight parent #3? Or paste-eating-kid-in-back-row?
This could be my big break!
Just like Kaitlyn herself, I imagine you can be anyone you want to be!
Plan period whlie the little ones are at PE.
Nothing new to report from my class. My students seem to regard the subject of my sexual identity as being so yesterday.
Mr. VP told me to expect a couple of sixth grade boys to be stopping by to apologize later on for “improprer pronoun usage”.
I’ll update and answer questions after school.
Ah, 6th grade boys! Just getting the first inkling of what assholes they can be if they work at it. Good thing Mr VP knows that a well-placed talking-to can fix that now and in the future.
You’re doing this . . . IN TEXAS?!?!? :eek: Maybe you really CAN whip Jackie Chan.
Okay, I’ll admit some curiousness about the baby smuggling. Were you a smuggled baby or were you a baby who smuggled?