I’m a little large to be an insect.
I am not a rodent of unusual size. In fact, I’ve never seen a squirrel in my life.
On the other hand, I have taken effervescent vitamin tablets without dissolving them in water a few times.
It IS Mange Tout. I asked. It has to do with really digging food. I mean REALLY digging it.
Annie-Xmas, I don’t know if anyone else has said this to you, but when I see your name I think of porn star Annie Sprinkle. The X makes me think of X-rated movies, so I guess I sort of envision you as Annie Sprinkle in a Santa Claus outfit. It’s quite the image.
Well… I’m obviously not a geek. 
what?
I always transposed the g and r and called him Mange Ogre. Which gives a funny image.
No kidding! Your first name is Irkuts?
Seeing as I’ve been celibant for the past 25 years, “misunderstood” really applies to describing that interpretation.
/Marge Simpson voice: I can’t begin to tell you what’s wrong with that.
I assumed from your love of showtunes that it’s a Whistle Down the Wind reference. (I guess the past 25 years doesn’t speak well for Charlie Xmas, does it? But then I can only imagine what a dozen sets of stretch marks must look like.)
Homage to the Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy.
The only entry for the planet earth before it was cleared for the intergalactic super-space highway: Harmless, revised later to: Mostly Harmless.
And the “stick out tongue” smiley works so well! 
Vlad/Igor:
Vlad because I draw blood as a part of my job (700+ people drawn so far, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard “Here comes the vampire!”), and Igor because I work in a research lab (as in "Yessss, Mawstuh, I shall fetch the bodeee for yuooo.)
V/L
So is it **go bear ** or gob ear?
I just realised now!
And I meant to sign up as Useless G.I.T. 
…get it?
Still can’t figure out how I managed to get that wrong. I just …can’t.
:smack:
thespectreofreddeath (sp?) I don’t know if it’s “The spectre of red death” or “The spectre o’ fred death” or something else, but I read it wrong at least half the time 
I couldn’t think of a username and thought to myself ‘I’m a Daftbugger I can’t think of a name!’
Oh, and I’m female, I keep being called Mr Daftbugger, I don’t what it is about ‘Daftbugger’ that people think is male!
No, it’s not a misspelling of Melrose. It has nothing to do with Melrose. I never even saw the show.
It’s my name: MLE ROSE. MLE is an alternate spelling for my first name and Rose is my middle name. If you say each of the letters out loud, you’ll get it.
mle
vibrotronica was a never-seen villan on my favorite episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. It has nothing to do with sex toys and I am male.
Not really a misunderstanding, more of a typo, but I’ve lost track ofthe number fo times I’ve asked people to drop the e on the end of my name. For some reason, I get referred to as Jayne a lot.
Also, in places where I can’t use an underscore or space between names, I get called Jay quite often. Bugs me to no end. But I think I’ve only once been asked where my nick came from. (and no, it isn’t my real name)
So, Jayn, where’s your name come from?
Daftbugger: