I love a good mixed metaphor. Unfortunately I can’t really think of too many at the moment.
In this thread, eleanorigby came out smokin’ with:
“She’s dead meat in the water.” Love it. I’m using it.
My current personal favorite, and I do use it all the time mostly to see if the person I’m speaking to is paying attention:
“We don’t need to worry about that right now, so why don’t we just burn that bridge when we cross it.”
Your favorite Mixed Metaphors?
My father would talk of someone “featherbedding his own nest.” I carefully pointed out the correct terms and their different meanings, and he responded positively to the information. And continued to use the above phrase.:smack:
In Blood Bowl (a boardgame in which different fantasy races compete in football,) every kickoff you roll for a random event. Two events are Cheering Fans and Brilliant Coaches, which give one player a bonus. I have memorized the chart but can never remember which is which so I always call it Cheering Coaches or Brilliant Fans.
I have a friend who does this regularly. I think on purpose. I’ve called him on it a few times and he tells me that I’m the only one who has ever pointed it out.