I love a good mixed metaphor. Unfortunately I can’t really think of too many at the moment.
In this thread, eleanorigby came out smokin’ with:
“She’s dead meat in the water.” Love it. I’m using it.
My current personal favorite, and I do use it all the time mostly to see if the person I’m speaking to is paying attention:
“We don’t need to worry about that right now, so why don’t we just burn that bridge when we cross it.”
Your favorite Mixed Metaphors?