Mme. Tussaud's Nativity

This is way too funny.

Blair, Dubya, and the Duke of Edinburgh (aka Prince Philip, I believe) as the wise men?

:smiley:

Priceless.

Kylie as the angel inspires some lewd thoughts. Eep.

I’m quite happy in instances like these that I no longer pray to this particular god. I mean, I’m glad that he’s going to be able to cope with his creatures building wax figurines and arranging them in a manner that he finds depressing, but he just doesn’t sound like the kind of god I’m after. Really, either find it amusing, or smite us all right freakin’ now and quit being so wishy-washy about it.

And maybe see your doctor and get an anti-depressant of some kind. I wonder if Prozac comes in God strength.

Soooo…any film portrayal of the birth of Christ must use the actual, real-life Mary, Joseph, etc., as the central figures? Using actors as stand-ins is unacceptable? :dubious:

Yep, I guess Mel Gibson’s going to hell then, eh?

Praise the Lord!!!

I think that Becks and Posh look very biblical. The Samuel L. Jackson character was a very good likeness, too. Brilliant!

Meh. It’s tacky and in bad taste, but I’m not offended by it. (I’m a practicing Catholic, BTW.) Remember that “artist” who made a cross out of human crap? Now that is something to get offended about.

I liked Samuel L. Jackson as the shepherd. It’s nice to see that the Jedi were present at the birth of Our Lord and Saviour.

The 3 ‘wise men’ will have me laughing for days.

Becks, as Joseph, seems to be wearin a diamond crucifix . . .
. . . not quite sure how that works historically. :wink:

I’d like to think of him as Jules rather than Mace. That way they can play a tape of him quoting bible verses in Pulp Fiction.

No, no, no. The key word here is contemporary. Which means it would be perfectly acceptable to have Clark Gable and Myrna Loy (I guess I’m done with the Virginia Mayo joke now) as Joseph and Mary, for example. Larry, Moe and Curly could be the three wise men. CGI, baby.

I am an atheist, yet I am still offended as all get up at the thought that the offensive shrub like person could be a wise man.

I feel happier that he was a 'wise man" in Britain.

Those Poms always take the piss so well. :slight_smile:

I see they considered it would be ‘too tasteless’ to have a baby Beckham as Baby Jesus. And yet the irony is that had it been a proper Nativity scene with Mary Joseph et al,they would have had to take it down in case someone got offended

???

It’s a private organization. They can have any nativity they want.

Why not Baby Spice? :stuck_out_tongue:

Pure genius.

I think Bush in that picture looks a lot like Johnny Carson doing his swami routine.

That makes the Wax Baby Jesus™ cry.