Reese’s Fast Break candy bars. At first I thought it was gonna be some granola-type pseudo-sporty “nutrition bar”. For some reason that’s what the name sounded like to me. Then last weekend I found them 3/$1 at the Dollar Tree. Egads. It is orgasmic. I mean, icredibly, almost unbelievably yummy. Squishy and gooey. Yea, I say verily unto you, get some now before they art exiled from the marketplace. That’s what always happens with the good candy. The dolts stop making it. I have one right here, and no, you can’t have a bite.
**Disclaimer: I’m fully aware that they stop making candy because it doesn’t sell well. Whatever. I still say they always stop making the good stuff as quickly as possible and fill the empty spots on the shelves with more Nerds, Runts, and Cadbury Eggs.
I’ve had them. They’re too damn soft and squishy. Might as well eat a twinkie.
Ahhhhh…I want to try these! The store only had a six-pack, and I didn’t think it was wise to buy six candy bars I might not like! Now I’m going to pout.