[AM/PM Moderator Hat On]
This thread is full of banned posters that came back again. I’d ban them, but it is impossible. This thread is closed.
[/AM/PM Moderator Hat Off]
[Wildest Bill Moderator Hat On]
Okay, I’ve gotten over the hole race thing, and I know its not okay to call the Arabs “ragheads,” but would it be okay for me to shoot all the people in this thread?
[/Wildest Bill Moderator Hat Off]
[sub]yes i know he was banned[/sub]
[Sock Moderator On]
UncleBeer Sucks. This thread is closed and UncleBeer is banned.
[/Sock Moderator Off]
From what I can tell, you’ve asked a general question in the form of poetry with abusive language aimed at a mundane aspect of someone’s humble opinion about a great debate over Cecil’s comment on a staff report about this message board.
Hmmm, what to do? I think the easiest thing would be to move this thread to the Moderator’s Secret Forum. Here’s a link. Oh, and the password is “l33t” (without the quotation marks).
Sigh. Ever since becoming a moderator, my family sees even less of me because of all these petty squabbles that I’m now forced to deal with. Thanks, everyone, for making my life more complex. :rolleyes:
As to this thread, I just can’t see where it should really go.
[sub]Get up, Lib, you’re embarrassing us both. Sheesh.[/sub]
The above wasn’t quite the homage to DDG that I had originally planned, but I didn’t have all that much time. I was rushed by the thought that someone else would swipe the idea. (Almost happened, too, didn’t it?) Forgive me, DDG, for being so inadequate at imitating you.
[Phaedrus’ Mod Hat On]
Look, I’m closing this thread down now. Goverment agents are watching this too closely, I can’t tell you who or how, because I’m having to send this from a secure terminal and I haven’t much…
[Phaedrus’ Mod Hat Disconnected]
[sub]oh, I’m gonna be in such trouble for this…[/sub]
[Hiyruu mod hat on]
All of this is basically inconsequential, considering the societal and economic ramifications that will be brought about by this guy I met last night. We met behind a 7-Eleven, and he showed me how he could turn a gallon of lemon-lime gatorade into hi-test gasoline by simply pouring a packet of green powder into it. It works on a quantum physics level, but that doesn’t really matter, as I’ve invested $10,000 to become 33% owner of this guy’s company. Within six months, I’ll be a billionaire and will be responsible for transforming society as we know it.
All I’m saying is that this thread will be rendered moot very soon, so it’s closed.
[Hiyruu mod hat off]
[Whammo mod hat on]
Just wanted to jump into this thread to let everyone know that the skin on my elbows has taken on a kinda rough, sandpapery feel as of late. By all means, continue with your discussion and don’t let me distract you.
[Whammo mod hat off]
[curious george mod hat on]
I’ve just executed a script that will automatically remove all trolls from the SDMB. So all of you trolls had better say your goodbyes right now, because it should kick in in abou-
ultress was close, but I think I’d be more like this:
[Crunchy Frog mod hat on]
This thread is not about me or baseball, and since I can’t find any way to turn it into a discussion of either topic, I will feed my ego by demonstrating my power to close this thread.
[/Crunchy Frog mod hat off]
[Hamadryad mod hat one]
This thread contains too much flirting and this is not supposed to be a flirting type thread. Lockdown and get a room for Christ’s sake!
[/Hamadryad mod hat off]
[Gazoo mod hat on]
SDMB picks for the week: Trolls 0 at Mods 420
Just a gut feeling here. The Trolls had a good start to the season, but they’re tired and old now and getting pretty beat up. The Mods however, have a strong QB in Cecil Adams and good O-line for protection. Look for the Mods to go all the way this year.
START: TubaDiva, Lynn Bodoni, Uncle Beer, Czarcasm, Alphagene, manhattan. Careful on the rest.
[/Gazoo mod hat off]
(Espix mod hat on)
Is the PIT! I thought so.
No one gives a rat’s patooty about your apology. Besides, I’d rather keep on not liking you.
One more apology from you, little Mr., and I’m banning your butt.
Get your post count up…Oh damn, I just spilled coffee on my best pink dress and my cowboy boots!!!
(mod hat off)