And don’t forget
(now known as Czarcasm)
Slythe: What’s this guy’s problem? Rousseau
Dammit, you learn your history, Desmostylus! 
I’ll revise the counts.
Okay.
JillGat 3
Question for JillGat warmgun
I’m calling you out on this, JillGat! javaman
WHY JILL GATES IS A BIG FAT JERK. Tom Dark
jdavis 0
Okay.
Okay.
Modified list:
Coldfire 25
manhattan 22
Lynn Bodoni 17
UncleBeer 14
Eutychus 14
alphagene 9
David B 7
Gaudere 7
Ed Zotti 7
bibliophage 6
MEBuckner 6
Cecil Adams 6
Czarcasm 6
TubaDiva 5
John Corrado 4
Arnold Winkelried 4
Ukulele Ike 3
Chronos 3
JillGat 3
C K Dexter Haven 2
DrMatrix 1
Cajun Man 1
Nickrz 1
TVeblen 1
jdavis 0
Looks like someone else needs a Pit Thread.
Hey! At least one of those threads is a compliment thread, not a pitting.
Yet another list to add to that great time wasting endeavour of mundane pointlessness: The mods, in alphabetical order
Grim
Anyone who pits jdavis will have to go through me first.
And my army of hamsters!
Ha! You’ll never be a mod. 10 years of freedom is better than 100 years of Scylla-tude.
I mis-counted David B.
It should be:
David B 12
Buh-bye (or, thank you again, David B) Dragon Ash
Another clueless newbie bites the dust: a chronology of doom -or-Thank you, DavidB Libertarian
David B, I’d like to discuss something with you. Airman Doors, USAF
A question for David B, Gaudere, and MEBuckner KarlGauss
Do you have your cigarettes yet, David? Libertarian
Um, DavidB, we’re in here… Duck Duck Goose
Regarding DavidB sdimbert
a threat from David B.?? C3
DavidB should resign or be replaced. NewtonsApple
Classic DavidB vs Contestant #3 clash in GD Krispy Original
David B. is a sanctimonious, condescending, pompous ass. Majormd
David B. Is A Patronizing Weasel Jodi
Which moves David B much further up in the rankings. With a bit more effort from Squideratrian, David B could be a contender for the top spot.
So why haven’t you added Meiln to the list? Granted she’s now banned but she was a mod here.
And I guess it would be nice if I could at least spell Melin properly…
Melin 4
MELIN: The real truth Alphagene
Melin has been banned Ed Zotti
I motion for Melin to be voted an honorary best censored Melin’s Sympathizer
I’m MAD MAD MAD!!! (aka Melin goes ballistic!) Melin
And there’s a Zotti one you missed (although it doesn’t include any terms anyone would probably have thought to search for):
I think MRZOTTI has gone overboard rudeness. That’s why he can’t sell ads. .
I think we should have a special listing of mods whose Pit threads have actually made threadspotting!
My God people, are you really flogging the hamsters to find threads from four years ago?
I’ll sum it up for you:
David B is cranky.
Eutychus is a sweetheart of a guy who couldn’t “earn” a legitimate Pit Thread if he tried for two weeks.
UncleBeer is a loudmouth. He’s a smart loudmouth, but a loudmouth just the same.
JDavis is a saint.
Coldfire is a big smelly jerk.
All the rest, especially including Lynn and Tuba, are hardworking souls who are desperatley underappreciated and just plain peachy.
Except for manhattan. That guy is just a pain in the ass.
You can’t lump all the mods into the “Nazi” category, either. There’s Commies, Facists, and Jackbooted Thugs, too. I have trouble remembering who’s in which category, though. The only ones I know for sure are **Coldfire, ** who is a Nazi, and **Euty, ** who is currently a Jackbooted Thug, but when he grows up he wants to be a Fascist.
Y’know, not to sulk or anything, but this whole getting pitted schtick is vastly overrated.
In my first, only (and okay, token) pit thread I started out as a loser and only slowly advanced (?) to “peachy”. Gack. Only jdavis punched in lower, who enjoys his own unique rating as Tech God And HamsterMeister. Piss him off and he can probably reach right through your monitor to molest your cat, drink all your beer, seduce your loved one and torch your house.
::brightens::
Which, come to think of it, not even Manny or Coldfire can do.
Stealth mods rule!
Veb