Gloria: “I like to sleep next to a man who is generous and giving, Jay.
That man doesn’t have to be you.”
What exactly was good about Luke’s report card?
He didn’t lose it?
Cam: “You’re still blinkin’, sweetie.”
You poked the bear girls! You poked him!
Humorously accurate, too. My wife generally handles the discipline with our daughter. However, when I have to do it for whatever reason I’m always a lot harder on her.
God, don’t let me be Phil!
-Joe
I loved “tough dad” Phil!
And “fun mom” Claire was equally hilarious!
If I got to sleep with Claire, I’d be Phil.
Ty Burrell is a genius of phyiscal comedy and timing… His gagging after the hairball was perfect.
I like when the dog peed and Gloria yelled out “GIVE HER A BAD DOGGIE TREAT”
Loved everything, right down to Guillermo’s mullet.
“How’s Cam when you’re sick?”
" . . . okay."
“-and you blow his nose for him”
“ew”