Molly Ivins Is Very Sick

More than you might think, actually. Tend not to be Volvo-driving latte-drinkers, but ass-kickers and name takers.

Like these? :wink:

Hate to hear that.

My favorite Molly Ivins story:
Back in the 90s Ivana Trump (Donald’s first ex-wife for those not in his social circle like I am) authored (or put her name on) a line of romance novels and self-help books. At a book fair (not sure which one, but I think it was the Southern Festival of Books in Nashville, a city famous for its love of selfaggrandizing Slavic born former models most famous for being divorced from self aggrandizing NYC egomaniacs who trade for newer models with each additional billion) Molly Ivins got seated between Ivana on one side and (mystery author) Elmore Leonard on another in a panel on recent bestsellers. Molly and Elmore were old buds but neither was quite sure what Ivana was doing there, but they gave her the benefit of a doubt. (She had the talent to snag a billionaire and undo a prenup, after all, so maybe she can write too.)

When Ivana was questioned about her book she spent (according to Ivins) most of her microphone moments talking not about the books but about the tie-in line of merchandising (clothes, cosmetics, perfume, etc.) she was hawking. When asked specifically about her writing process she actually said something to the effect of “I tink about vot product I vant to sell and den I write about it”, a woman every bit as much a lover of art as her ex-husband in other words.

When Ivins took the floor and was asked about her writing process and inspirations she said “Well it’s pretty much the same as Ivana’s really, just like most of us. Elmore was just braggin’ to me about his new line of MYSTERY SEASONINGS SALAD DRESSING and GET SHORTY clothes for the vertically challenged and how they inspired his art, but personally I’ve moved on to more personal areas of literature and journalism. That’s why I’m pleased to announce today the official launching of my new line of Molly Ivins Original Olde Fashioned Texas Barbecue Flavor vaginal gel…”

Ivana was furious (once it was explained to her that she was being made fun of), Elmore Leonard needed oxygen and the moderator had to ask the crowd to calm down when they kept laughing for five minutes.

Another vote for “she’s way more lib’ral than I am, but she’s good folks”. Hang in there Sugar. You can beat this.

Celebration, that’s the ticket!

Story has it she was advising Anne Richards during her gubernatorial run, when Annie was blindsided by insinuations of using drugs at some undetermined point in her life.

“Hell, Molly, what can I do, I can’t prove I *didn’t * do something! I already told them I’m a recovering alchoholic, straight up about that, what can I do to answer this.”

“Tell 'em you were too drunk to remember.”

(paraphrased half to death)

This is interesting/inspiring! The Berkeley Daily Planet is starting the Molly Ivins Tribute Project.

Damn Molly, don’t go! You’re the one who got me interested in Texas “politics” to begin with and then kept me entertained when they almost always failed to pass (in my humble opinion) any sort of compassionate and fair scrutiny. So, just don’t leave us yet. There’s many more out there to educate and plenty, like me, who can’t stand the thought of not having your unique ( or should I say special? :wink: ) perspectives to keep us in stitches. Maybe it’s you that is our Lone Star.

And now my husband has called me to say that they’re reporting she’s gone. I just don’t know what we’ll ever do without her. :frowning:

Too soon, way too fucking soon.

RIP Molly. I would have loved to have read your thoughts about the Boston incident today but that sadly will not happen.

'Fraid so.

RIP

That sux a big one!

shit.

R.I.P.

Her last column:

http://www.creators.com/opinion/molly-ivins/stand-up-against-the-surge.html

Stand Up Against the Surge.

RIP Molly.

:frowning:

She will be sorely missed.

She would have wanted us all to learn from her example and fight the good fight.

Go thou and do likewise.

Yep. I keep remembering that she was a proponent of laughing instead of crying.

But I really want to cry. :frowning:

IIRC, Molly was one of the first if not the first to refer to GWB as “Shrub.” It’s too bad she couldn’t have made it one more year. RIP, Molly.

“Jim Hightower’s great line about Bush, “Born on third and thinks he hit a triple,” is still painfully true. Bush simply never acknowledged that not only was he born with a silver spoon in his mouth – he’s been eating off it ever since. The reason there is no noblesse oblige about Dubya is because he doesn’t admit to himself or anyone else that he owes his entire life to being named George W. Bush. He didn’t just get a head start by being his father’s son – it remained the single most salient fact about him for most of his life. He got into Andover as a legacy. He got into Yale as a legacy. He got into Harvard Business School as a courtesy (he was turned down by the University of Texas Law School). He got into the Air National Guard – and sat out Vietnam – through Daddy’s influence. … Bush was set up in the oil business by friends of his father. He went broke and was bailed out by friends of his father. He went broke again and was bailed out again by friends of his father; he went broke yet again and was bailed out by some fellow Yalies.” - Ivins

Isnt’ that true about purt-near any random Kennedy as well?

Well, not the ones in public office; they’ve tended to be intelligent and hard-working. However, I’m sure Molly could offer some serious pith about the Kennedys as well.