Look, George, I can’t stand you. For a lot of reasons:
-I’ve lived in Texas–hated it. You are from Texas, recently, and so already my opinion of you is low.
-You are a conservative who would impose his (public) version of morality on me. Bite me.
-Your politics and duplicity have divided this nation. *Slurp my butt.
-I don’t blame you for the economy. Shit happens.
-When we are at war, you decide to alienate “the immoral” citizens of your own country, further dividing us. For that I should punch out you teeth and feed you my dick. But don’t worry, I promise not to… :eek:
But worst of all, for all of your plotting, crony-feeding, war-mongering, sabre-rattling, murdering, sneaking and lying, you have failed us as a leader by not providing us with a Minister of Propaganda to help us understand, in some context however erroneous, what the fuck it is that you are up to! Are we supposed to hate a nationless band of brutal outlaws? OK, I can get behind that. Are we supposed to hate Iraqis? OK, but gimme a reason because we are, after all, going to see some brutal behavior from our own overworked militia–I wanna be able to justify it. A minister of Propaganda would be of SO MUCH USE just now because, you see, some of us thought we were bombing Afghanistan to find OBL–and then there would be peace on Earth. Some of us then thought we were bombing Iraq because…uh…oh yeah, they were helping OBL & crew and/or posed a threat to us with a transatlantic drone laden with Chemical Nastiness. Then we thought our kids were doing bad things to Their kids in a dungeon in Baghdad. And now another kid just had he noggin removed…and some of us think it is related somehow to the prison thing, only it’s been done by…uh…see! I am hopelessly lost!
How can I possibly hope to make a clear decision in November if I don’t understand what’s happening? I mean, if things are all this complicated I might not be able, in good conscience, to vote you out of office because, well, jeez! how would your replacement and his cabinet be able to pick up this conflict with any kind of efficiency!
If only you had a Minister of Propaganda! Then we’d know the story and we could make a decision. As it is, I may just not vote. I’m so confused.
And one more thing: is couscous pasta or what?
*stolen from Hudson Hawk