Two threads in quick succession, but one of the side stories at the bridge article just has to be pointed out. So this guy is a monkey importer who receives an envelope of white power from an animal rights group, but it turns out that he mailed the letter to himself to frame them.
There is something about the lucrative secret world of monkey merchants that just seems so underrepresented in modern fiction. The Mafia? Sure. Drug dealers? Absolutely. But primate pushers? No need to update my Netflix account.