You suddenly have the urge to scratch,
Want to pick bugs off your neighbor’s back,
Somebody mentions Indiana,
And you suddenly crave banannas!
You just might have
The Monkeypox!
A sudden urge to swing from a rope,
Instead of walking, you tend to lope?
It just might be
The Monkeypox!
When you see commercials for Zattaran’s,
You start to pine for Tarzan!
Probably
The Monkeypox!
A sad, sad state
when you begin to act like an ape.
Definitely
The Monkeypox!