Monkeys always look.

Apes always tell them to.

Made you look. Made you look.

Nanny nanny boo boo.

How is that for pointless?


Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter

Well, that one suckered me right in. Better stay away from Moonies and Amway reps today.

Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

got me too. when will i learn (banging head on desk)?

All this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week-- Rocketman

Ha! Ha! I was gonna look, but I stopped myself in time. Nice try!

This space for rent.

God I am gullible! And I can’t spell either!

Too funny! Just as I hit on the topic button to enter this thread that child-like taunt echoed in my mind. It was a kick to see it was the same as I remembered when I was a child.

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face Sqrl =)

“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

Ooowwww, c’mere you little **&^*&. Your UncleBeer is gonna teach you not to play tricks on the grownups anymore.
Now, pull my finger.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

I personally think assuming a username like Hitler is very offensive. It constitutes a gross neglig…

Huh ?

What do you mean, hijacking ?

Did I read the OP ? Who the hell reads OP’s, anyway ??


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

“Hey left nut…”

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Oh, Sqrl! That was so funny! If I bothered with those “favorite posters” threads, you would definitely be on my list.


“Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?”
Pulp, “Glory Days”

Here I thought this had to do with simian sex!

The sad part is that this is a huge improvement over the “Small Wonders” threads Squirrelly was authoring not so long ago…

The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik

“…Hey right nut!”

“Look! There’s a penis in between us!”

Oh, gosh, I crack myself up…

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

LOL!! Literally!! It’s a good thing everybody else is at lunch (I’m at work) or else they’d KNOW I’m not checking out Microsoft TechNet or something…

Thanks for brightening my day. :slight_smile:

Thanks for falling into my wicked squirrel trap. is a great link too. I laughed so hard reading through it. You should try also. It is the evilest site on the web. No need to worry about porn on the second site.


Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter

I get the feeling we could start a thread about the migratory habits of penguins and the women who love them and about 20 posts in would come SqrlCub linking to that infernal site (no, I can’t even say the name, otherwise I would have to take a 2 hour shower to get the residue off).

For the love of God man!!! Please, delete that site from your fave places and spare me, no dare I say, spare all of us the evil that is…that show.

I need to watch about 10 hours of Cheers just to lift up my confidence in TV execs again.

Mullinator, I have been good. This is the first time I posted a link back to that thread. I only posted it because Doctor J mentioned it. 0-8)


Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter