Well, I mean, we’ve got two children, and we’ve had sexual intercourse twice.
Well, that’s where we take a new baby out of a lady’s tummy.
Good evening, Your Holiness.
Even those of us who arrange and install shrubberies are in considerable economic duress during these dark times.
There must have been a Pentultimate Supper…
Regards,
Shodan
I’ve come to give myself up.
What for?
Looting, pillaging and sacking a major city.
Bring out yer dead!
I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
We was not snoggin’!
You’re using coconuts!
Hello. Tonight on ‘Face the Press’ we’re going to examine two different views of contemporary things. On my left is the Minister for Home Affairs who is wearing a striking organza dress in pink tulle, with matching pearls and a diamante collar necklace. The shoes are in brushed pigskin with gold clasps, by Maxwell of Bond Street. The hair is by Roger, and the whole ensemble is crowned by a spectacular display of Christmas orchids. And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid …which could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing.Good evening. Minister, may I put the first question to you? In your plan, ‘A Better Britain For Us’, you claimed that you would build 88,000 million, billion houses a year in the Greater London area alone. In fact, you’ve built only three in the last fifteen years. Are you a bit disappointed with this result?
Every time I try to talk to someone it’s “sorry this” and “forgive me that” and “I’m not worthy”…
M’lud, and my other lud, the prosecution will endeavour to show m’lud, that m’lud - ah, not you m’lud, that m’lud, m’lud, while passing sentence at the Central Criminal Court blotted his copy book. Call exhibit Q.
Call the Church Police!
Get your own arts programme, you fairy!
The Church Police!
Stop thinking about sex!
Not ve–… It’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
Suck the nipple, sir?
Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour, but let me tell you that our management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ a pantomime horse at all.