Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait til’ lunchtime!
You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
We interrupt this programme to annoy you and make things generally irritating for you.
She’s a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck-up.
Regards,
Shodan
It’s a Mr. Death, dear. He’s here about the reaping.
Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening.
And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema.
Family entertainment? Bollocks.
Now for something completely different.
Can I just ask, with reference to your second point, when you say souls don’t develop because people become distracted… [rumble] …has anyone noticed that building there before?
Yes, yes, yes. You can move a little bit. Yes. Sorry, I didn’t mean to be so dogmatic when I came in. Obviously you can all move a little within reason. There are certain involuntary muscular movements which no amount of self-control can prevent. And obviously any assertion of authority on my part, I’ve got to take that into account.
It is a sign, Let us gather shoes together.
Now here’s a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night—Leave your radio on during the night.
Well, I mean, you’ve done it… you’ve slept… with a lady.
Nothing to do with me. I’m not in this show. This is show five - I’m not in until show eight.
You try that around here, young man, and we’ll slit your face.
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