Well sir, I have a silly walk and I’d like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
'E’s patently hit upon the ideer of escape.
Regards,
Shodan
I asked them to put it on my form, sir - ‘No killing.’
And there was much rejoicing.
You probubly noticed that I didn’t say ‘And now for something completely different’ just now. This simply because I am unable to appear in the show this week. Sorry to interupt you.
Look. I … I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, “That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.”
Well, what about those juniper bushes over there?
Mr. E.V. Lambert of ‘Homeleigh’, The Burrows, Oswestry, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out.
Oh, see, my brother’s clumsy, Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like, say, he don’t feel the Army’s playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel.
Now I’m going to ask you that question once more, and if you say ‘no’ I’m going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any cheese at all?
Ordinarily yes, sir, but today the van broke down.
Hmmmmm. Thinks - this sounds like a job for… Bicycle Repair Man…but how to change without revealing my secret identity?
Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunch time.
I can eat enormous quantities of ice cream without being sick.
Regards,
Mr. Neutron
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Splunge!
There’s no possible way of answering that argument, I’m afraid. I was only hoping you would not make that particular point, but I can see you’re more than a match for me!
Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago. So get out of shot.
We can guarantee you that not a single armoured division will get done over for… fifteen bob a week.