Finest in the district!
Just like my dear papa!
Oh, you dumb cluck! We spent weeks organizing this job. Reg rented a room across the road and filmed the people going in and out every day. Vic spent three weeks looking at watch catalogues…until he knew the price of each one backwards, and now I’m not going to risk the whole raid just for the sake of breaking the law!
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what’s all this, then?
Dear Sir, I object strongly to the letters on your programme. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.
There’s some lovely filth down here!
Was the Battle of Trafalgar fought in the Atlantic off southern Spain? Or was it fought on dry land near Cudworth in Yorkshire? Here is one man who thinks it was…
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Elementary. Since the body was found in this room, and no one has left it. Therefore … the murderer must be somebody in this room
All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say “Jehovah.”
Right. Well, you’re quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex.
Mr Oliver Cavendish of Leicester, who claims to be able to recite the entire Bible in one second, whilst being struck on the head with a large axe. Ha, ha, wow. We’ve since discovered that he was a fraud, yes a fraud, he did not in fact recite the entire Bible he merely recited the first two words, ‘In the…’ before his death.
I’m French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?!
Look! Two people… three people have just fallen past that window.
Kiss me, Hardy!
:: thud ::
Excuse me, is the third test in here?
Ooh, planning a little excursion are we, Mr. Hilter?
Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.
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Are you nervy, irritable, tired of life, depressed?
Keep it up!