Are you going to be in there all day?
Other people want to go you know!
The door’s jammed, if you ask me.
Ah.
Oh my God. Oh, I’m terribly sorry. I thought this was the bally toilet
Albatross!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok!
Adopt, adapt and improve. Motto of the Round Table. Well, um… what have you got?
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam.
There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed…
And then at 9.30, we’ve got another rollocking half-hour of laughter-packed squalor with Yes it’s the Sewage Farm Attendants. And this week Dan falls into a vat of human dung with hilarious consequences. Ha, ha, ha.
No, you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
*Brian: *Please, please, please listen! I’ve got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
I am the Grim Reaper.
Vocational guidance counsellor … vocational guidance counsellor … vocational guidance counsellor …
Mate, this bird wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it! ‘E’s bleedin’ demised!
You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
This is zany madcap humour.
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You’re fucking nicked, me old beauty!
Always look on the bright side of life.
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’. Well, you’re dead now, so shut up!
No, that’s not dead, it’s resting.
You see, I don’t believe that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, and that’s been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.