Yeah, remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage, innit?
Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
I know where to get it if you want it.
Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.
Brian’s mother: Led by a bottle, more like.
BRIAN: Could I have a flat one, Mum?
MANDY: Shh!
BRIAN: Sorry. Dad.
Lovely people, the Romans.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
And now a film about a man with a tape recorder up his brother’s nose.
That’s never a willow.
The Larch. No. 1. The Larch.
Don’t… pass judgement… on other people, or you might be judged yourself.
We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Oh, I’ll look after the cat. Goodness me, Mrs. Newman’s eldest never worried about the cat when he went off to do Sweet Bird of Youth.
You see, your cat is suffering from what we Vets haven’t found a word for.
Arthur, King of the Britons: your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
Not much of a cheese shop, is it, really?
Hell-ooooo Polly! I’ve a nice piece of cuttlefish for you!
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees.
Bye bye, and mind you don’t get seduced.
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