It’s quite staggeringly popular in the manor, squire.
I don’t care how f$%&ing runny it is, hand it over with all speed.
Use your own, you great poofy poonagger!
If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
Are there any women here?
This is Ken Clean-Air Systems, the great white hope of the British boxing world. After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Ken is now ready to face the giant American, Satellite Five.
“Bolton” backwards would be “Notlob.”
Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is ‘Roger the Shrubber’. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
Ni!
Message for you, sir.
How much do you hate the Romans?
Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark
Well, it’s five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 now it’ll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening it’ll be ten o’clock and at 10.30 we’ll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10.33, and don’t forget tomorrow when it’ll be 9.20. Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. Now here is a time check. It’s six and a half minutes to the big green thing.
Well, we’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite.
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
A lot!
The BBC would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that sketch. It is not BBC policy to get easy laughs with words like “bum”, “knickers”, “bony”, or “wee-wees.”
You probably noticed that I didn’t say ‘and now for something completely different’ just now. This is simply because I am unable to appear in the show this week.
[pause] Right, you’re in.
Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!