Velly solly for hold-up … no ploblem now … me are Bishop of East Anglia, now piesent plizes … Eyes down for first plize … The Fyffe-Chulmleigh Spoon for Latin Elegaics… 'goes to … People’s Republic of China! Aaaagh!
That’s just what Jesus said!
Yes, well, let’s see now … there’s the rear window. There’s the man looking out of the window. He sees the murder. The murderer’s come into the room to kill him, but he’s outwitted him and he’s all right. The End.
Yeah, this used to be a nice neighborhood before the old ladies started movin’ in. Nowadays, some of us daren’t even go down to the shops.
Black as the ace of spades!
‘something silly’s going to happen’
Are you insinuating something?
I don’t think there’s a punch-line scheduled, is there?
Right, well, get in the car. We’ve won you in a police raffle.
My nipples explode with delight.
“Oh, Mr. Belpit - your legs are so swollen.”
We’ve-- we’ve got lumps of it 'round the back.
Would you shut that bloody dancing up!
No, no, no - it’s spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Mind if we call you Bruce?
Are you sure you’re not an encyclopedia salesman?
No, Ma’am. Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat.
Bicycle repairman!
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.
Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.