You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.
Simon’s there and he’s putting the boot in, and not terribly hard, but he’s going down and Simon can move on. Now Vivian’s there. Vivian is there and waiting for a chance. Here he comes, oh, a piledriver, a real piledriver, and now Simon’s on No. l, Vivian 2, Nigel 3, Gervaise on 4 and Oliver bringing up the rear.
I remember Doug was keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk, he took up putting the boot in the groin.
What… is the capital of Assyria?
Ooh, he’s a clever little boy - he’s a clever little boy. Do you like your rattle, eh? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it, eh? Look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs eh… oo… he’s got a tubby tum-tum. Oh, he’s got a tubby tum-tum.
Now Vivian’s there. Vivian is there and waiting for a chance. Here he comes, oh a piledriver, a real piledriver, and now Simon’s on No. l, Vivian 2, Nigel 3, Gervaise on 4 and Oliver bringing up the rear. Ah, there’s Oliver, there’s Oliver now, he’s at the back. I think he’s having a little trouble with his old brain injury, he’s going to have a go, no, no, bad luck, he’s up, he doesn’t know when he’s beaten, this boy, he doesn’t know when he’s winning either. He doesn’t have any sort of sensory apparatus.
I don’t want to go on the cart!
Oh, no, no. Not at all. No. Um, no, this… this… this is my wife Norah, er, Norah Jane, Norah Jane Stokes. This is Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Git. And this is his wife Dreary Fat Boring Old Git.
My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white
Now here’s the Hunt Ball Photograph and the first here’s Simon, he’s going to enjoy a joke with Lady Arabella Plunkett. She hopes to go into films, and Vivian’s through there and, er, Nigel’s there enjoying a joke with Lady Sarah Pencil Farthing Vivian Streamroller Adams Pie Biscuit Aftershave Gore Stringbottom Smith.
You’re a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.
Oh, stop thinking about sex.
No more of this “Pussycat” nonsense?
And there’s, there’s Simon now in the sports car, he’s reversed into the old woman, he’s caught her absolutely beautifully. Now he’s going to accelerate forward there to wake up the neighbor. There’s Vivian I think, no, Vivian’s lost his keys, no, there’s Vivian, he’s got the old woman, slowly but surely right in the midriff, and here he is. Here he is to wake up the neighbor now.
They were a cheery lot; cheery and violent.
In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.
Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyy! 
You have to know these things when you’re King.
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Simon right in the lead, comfortably in the lead, but he can’t get this neighbor woken up. He’s slamming away there as best he can. He’s getting absolutely no reaction at all. There, he’s woken him up and Simon’s through!