Number five. The naughty bits.
Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn’t ask how 'cos it’s naughty. They’re all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
Ask me your questions, bridge keeper; I’m not afraid!
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health…what have the Romans ever done for us???
This looks like the right thread to mention there is now a browser game in which you can play the Monty Python foot.
Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
It’s taken five years to prepare and it’s bound to have an enormous impact on the future of industrial relations in this country. In the studio tonight Lord Porlman, Chairman of the Committee, Sir Charles Avery, Employers’ Reorganization Council, and Ray Millichope, leader of the Allied Technicians’ Union. And they’re going to make a human pyramid.
There’s nothing an agnostic can’t do if he doesn’t know whether he believes in anything or not.
Goodday, Bruce, Hello Bruce, how are you, Bruce?
No Poofters!
Is your name not Bruce, then?
There are some who call me…Tim?
The Piranhas now formed a gang, which they called, “The Gang.”
Now, old lady – you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly – two last chances. And you shall be free – three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
Nigel’s got very excited and he’s going through and here comes Gervaise. Gervaise, oh no, this is, er, out in the front there is Simon who is supposed to insult the waiter and he’s forgotten. And Oliver has run himself over. What a great twit!
Coventry City have never won the FA Cup.
I’m not dead.
He hasn’t got shit all over 'im.
We’ll have the, uh, watch ready for you at midnight…the watch…the Chinese watch. Right, bye-bye…Mother.
And so on and so on and so on. And now…
[…for something completely different…]
Do you know what that fire extinguisher did? It exploded in my face. I mean, what is the point of a fire extinguisher? It sits there for months, and when you actually have a fire - when you actually need the bloody thing - it blows your head off! I mean, what is happening to this country?