'ear, is that rat tart?
Beauty sits most closely to those it can construe!
What’s so special about the cheesemakers?
I just left my husband out here while I went in to do some shopping and I came back and he was gone. He was only forty-seven.
The pump caught in my trouser leg, and my sandwiches were badly crushed.
There’s nowt wrong with gala lunches, lad! I’ve had more gala lunches than you’ve had hot dinners!
No! It’s BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
Hello. Uhh, can we have your liver?
But the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire… Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards!
It’s only a model.
Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
No Cheddar?
It’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
Shut that bloody bouzouki up!
Well, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
I promise I won’t try to kill you.
And now, Radio 4 will explode!
I don’t like Spam!
I was just wondering whether it would be possible for me to join… the women’s army?
And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit!
I’ve heard of unisex but I’ve never had it.