This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain again how sheeps’ bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!
FRANCIS: We are! [Ooof.]
BRIAN: We mustn’t fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!
EVERYONE: The Judean People’s Front?!
Bring me a shrubbery!
It’s an herbal balm.
It’d be a real shame if anything happened to your armored division, Colonel.
The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and love everyone. Try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go. And so I became a waiter… Well, it’s not much of a philosophy I know, but well… fuck you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to! Fuck off!
I’m a Yid! I’m a Heebie! I’m a hook-nose! I’m a Red Sea pedestrian, and I’m proud of it!
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they’re always friendly, and they’re ready to please.
Randy little bugger. Up and down like the Assyrian Empire.
What is the capital of Assyria?
What? I don’t know tha-
Aiyeeeah!
The oral sex!
Not to leave the room… even if you come and get him.
I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I’m a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood’s gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! “You’re cured, mate.” Bloody do-gooder.
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’. Well, you’re dead now, so shut up!
It’s fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore, the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!
It can be manly in insurance.
We’ll up your premium semi-annually.
It’s all tax deductible.
We’re fairly incorruptible,
We’re sailing on the wide accountancy!
That’s just what Jesus said.
“People called the Romans they go the house?”
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.
Can’t I have just a little peril?