Pie Jesu domine,
Dona eis requiem.
(whack!!)
A man with a tape recorder up his brother’s nose!
Well, absolutely, and what makes it worse, sometimes at the end of a sentence I’ll come out with the wrong fusebox.
Shut up, please. Shut up. Would you PLEASE just shut up! SHUT UP!
“A man with nine legs”
“He ran away…”
“Oh bloody hell!”
I mean you, m’lud, not you, m’lud.
It’s a fair cop.
In honor of the British general election today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU
Look, we’ll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it.
It hasn’t got any bloody flavor. It’s a bloody seabird, innit? ALBATROSS!
Well, this is largely as I predicted, except that the Silly Party won.
Well, things are really beginning to hot up now!
Joke, sir? Guaranteed amusing. As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of Royalty. ‘Denmark has never laughed so much’ - ‘The Stage’. Nice little novelty number - ‘a naughty Humphrey’ - breaks the ice at parties. Put it on the table. Press the button. It vomits. Absolutely guaranteed. With refills. ‘Black soap’ - leave it in the bathroom, they wash their hands, real fungus grows on the fingers. Can’t get it off for hours. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Frighten the elderly - real snakes. Comedy hernia kit. Plastic flesh wounds - just keep your friends in stitches. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Hours of fun with ‘honeymoon delight’ - empty it into their beds - real skunk juice. They won’t forget their wedding night. Sticks to the skin, absolutely waterproof, guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Amuse your friends - CS gas canisters - smells, tastes and acts just like the real thing - can blind, maim or kill. Or for drinks, why not buy a ‘wicked willy’ with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. Or get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests - completely authentic sound. Or why not try a new ‘naughty nightie’ - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties. Go on, go on.
'e looks a bit Bath-and-Wells-ish.
What’s it like?
Right-o!
:: goes back to sleep ::
(Read this only one word at a time if you want to live)Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Number seven. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.
‘Message for you, Sir!’
Arthur… “Two-Sheds”… Jackson.