Fatang Fatang ZUP Boing!
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Pen, and Nee-wom!
Read all abaht it! Read all abaht it! Man turns into Scotsman!
Oh mother, don’t be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
Good evening and welcome to another edition of ‘Storage Jars’. On tonight’s programme Mikos Antoniarkis, the Greek rebel leader who seized power in Athens this morning, tells us what he keeps in storage jars
Right, you’re in.
Thank you, Eddie. And now time for this week’s request death.
It’s Deirdre.
There are people with guns out there, sir.
In this film we hope to show how not to be seen. This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road London SE5. He can not be seen.
Do you want to come upstairs?
I’ve noticed a tendency for this program to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I’m not having things getting silly. Those last two sketches I did got very silly indeed. And that last one about the beds was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that’s beside the point.
Ah! Sir Philip Sidney. 'Tis good to see thee on these shores again.
Hello, and a very warm welcome from the Tower ballroom suite at Reading, where there’s very little in it, they’re neck and neck, crop and grummit, real rack and saddle, brick and bucket, horse and tooth, cap and thigh, arse over tip, they’re absolutely birds of a feather, there’s not a new pin in it, you couldn’t get a melon between them. Well, now, everything rests on the formation event and here come North West with the Mambo.
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
It’s pining for the fjords.
Ken, 25, is a mounted policeman with a difference… and what a difference.
Oh, King eh? Very nice. And how’d you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!
I’ve heard of unisex but I’ve never had it.
I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently.