Yeah, I’ve had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we’ve come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren’t wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person’s soul. However, this “soul” does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man’s unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
A lot!
What… is your favorite color?
I’m opening a boutique.
We are struggling together!
Well, that’s settled then. Everyone’s gonna eat me!
All right, it’s bloody albatross flavor, it’s bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor! 'Course you don’t get bloody wafers with it, it’s a bloody albatross isn’t it?
Shall I “thwow him to the fwoor,” sir?
Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith!
How much do you bet it won’t? Fiver?
What? Behind the rabbit?
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.
Rule six - there is no rule six!
It’s only a bloody parking offence.
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health – what have the Romans ever done for us?
Dear Sir, I am writing to complain about that sketch about people failing out of a high building. I have worked all my life in such a building and have never once… *arrgghhh *
:: splat ::
It’s…
When, suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.
And there was much rejoicing.
Yay!
so anyway, I said to her, I said, they can’t afford that on what he earns, I mean for a start the feathers get up your nose, I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg, I don’t know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she’s had with her you-know-what, anyway it was a white wedding much to everyone’s surprise, of course they bought everything on the hire purchase, I think they ought to send them back where they came from, I mean you’ve got to be cruel to be kind so Mrs Harris said, so she said, she said, she said, the dead crab she said, she said. Well, her sister’s gone to Rhodesia what with her womb and all, and her youngest, her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet, and the goldfish, the goldfish they’ve got whooping cough they keep spitting water all over their Bratbys, well, they do don’t they, I mean you can’t, can you, I mean they’re not even married or anything, they’re not even divorced, and he’s in the KGB if you ask me, he says he’s a tree surgeon but I don’t like the sound of his liver, all that squeaking and banging every night till the small hours, his mother’s been much better since she had her head off, yes she has, I said, don’t you talk to me about bladders, I said…