Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife.
Oh, we had a marvellous time. It was Margot Fonteyn dancing ‘Les Sylphides’… oh, it was so beautiful…
SQUAD! Camp it… UP!
And now for something completely different.
Do you want to come upstairs? Oh! Or have you come to arrange a holiday?
I did say sorry about the “old woman”, but from behind you looked–
…and several butcher’s aprons.
Sorry, I’m late, Headmaster - I’ve been wrestling with Plato.
And now let’s take a look at the state of play in the detective sketch.
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Inspector Fox of the Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad.
'Ello 'ello 'ello, what’s all this, then?
It says, “Romans go home!”
‘starring attila the hun’
‘and kay sludge as mrs attila the hun’
‘with ty gudrun and nik con as jenny and robin attila the hun’
‘music by the hunlets’
Have the new paper clips arrived, Enid?
A duck!
Mr Oliver Cavendish of Leicester, who claims to be able to recite the entire Bible in one second, whilst being struck on the head with a large axe. Ha, ha, wow. We’ve since discovered that he was a fraud, yes a fraud, he did not in fact recite the entire Bible he merely recited the first two words, ‘In the…’ before his death.
Did he have his head all bandaged?
It’s…
Dinsdale?
Alms for an ex-leper?