I’ve got a second-hand apron.
Regards,
Shodan
Sir Robin “the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir Lancelot,” who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill…
…and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film.
Oh, so you’re Italian, are you?
I’m French. Why do you sink I have zis outrageous accent, you silly king?
Miserable fat Belgian bastards!!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Couldn’t you have your balls cut off?
Ken was a mounted policeman with a difference.
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore without a merry band
He steals from the poor and gives to the rich
Stupid bitch
Hang on a tick. This redistribution of wealth’s trickier than I thought.
The BBC would like 'to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people’s heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there’s another bit where I’ll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it’s just the way he’s holding the spear. Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of “Gardening Club” for 1958.
Now, write it out a hundred times. If it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off.
The colonel’s a joker, Luigi.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
And now for something completely different.
There is NO Rule 6.
Right. Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. Before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong.
Moping, yes, hmmm, very good Must remember that.