… and after you are done with Zoot, you must spank me …
Dinsdale? Dinsdale…? DINSDALE!
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
And rainy day cart was a drunken fart, “I drink therefore I am”!
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith
(just because I had to look it up for another thread)
But there aren’t any lions in the Antarctic!
Are there any women here today?
You see, I’m more of a visual performer.
There’s a *multitude *out there!
Well, blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo, as far as I can tell, Reg.
Once upon a time, there was an enchanted prince, who ruled the land beyond the wobbles. One day, he discovered a spot on his face. Foolishly, he ignored it…and three years later, he died of cancer. The spot, however, flourished, and soon set out to seek its fortune.
Black as the ace of spades!
My name’s Dennis
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, galloping through the sward,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, and his horse Concorde.
He steals from the rich and gives to the poor,
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore.
It is the rabbit!
Fell off in Tavistock.
Where’d you get the coconut?
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch?