Oh, yeah. If we didn’t have crucifixion, this country would be in a right bloody mess.
There are other ideas - the safety straps for sardines, for instance.
Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. We haven’t got enough mud.
It’s just gone 8 o’clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
I’ve got a second-hand apron.
Bing tiddle tiddle bang
Bing tiddle fiddle bing
Bing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddle
Bing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG!
Look, it’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
I’m sorry, I’ll read that again.
All the kids were like that then, they didn’t have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism.
Regards,
Shodan
Excuse me, I saw your advertisement for flying lessons and I’d like to make an application.
Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?
Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I’m really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won’t happen again.
If you’re going to split hairs, I’m going to piss off.
There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, um, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things, with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock.
My eyes are dim; I cannot see.
Maybe he was dictating.
The Adventures of Biggles. Part one - Biggles dictates a letter.
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association.
The white car represents Crelm toothpaste with the miracle ingredient, Fraudulin. The non-white car represents another toothpaste. Both toothpastes provide 30% protection. At 60% protection both toothpastes are doing well. And now at 90% protection the … wait! The non-white car is out, and the Crelm toothpaste goes on to win with 100% protection! Yes, do like all smart motorists. Choose Crelm toothpaste.
There. Flopsy’s dead, and never called me Mother.