Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Is **this ** one?

"As Charles Dickens wrote, in ‘A Sale of Two…’, I mean, “In A Tale of Two Cities”.

I didn’t look up the definition. I majored in English in college. I’m supposed to know this stuff!

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One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture… There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

You tit!

Idiom, Sir?

Customer: Not much of a cheese shop, is it, really?
Owner: Finest in the district!
Customer: And on what, pray, do you base that opinion?
Owner: Well… it’s so clean, sir!
Customer: It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

What are ya gonna do, bleed on me?

:frowning: But it’s my only line :frowning:

It’s a pig’s life, er, man’s life, in the modern British Army.

But the Darbyshire Light Infantry is really the only regiment that is doing exciting new things with colour and design.

Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in one go… You don’t think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say via banking?

Oh, I don’t like it. It’s too simple, too clear cut. I’d better wait.

It’s a bazooka!

Lemmings, Lemmings,
Lemmings of the B.D.A.
Lemmings, Lemmings,
Lemmings of the B.D. Lemmings of the B.D.
Lemmings of the B.D.Ayy ay A.

Is there something that you would rather be doing?

Nitpick: It’s “Lemming”: Monty Python's Flying Circus: Just the Words - Episode 4

It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association!

Ahhh…I will not buy this tobacconist, eet is scratched.

It’s a joke name, sir, like “Sillius Soddus” or “Biggus Dickus.”

Close enough for government dental work.:stuck_out_tongue:

…I’m afraid I don’t follow that at all. Aha. The body. So the murderer must be somebody in this room. Unless he had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. I think we can discount that one.

I have a wery good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus!