And now for something completely different - a man with 3 buttocks.
And now for something completely different, a man with 3 legs.
It’s like those miserable psalms. They’re so depressing. Now knock it off.
Aha - anti-Semitism!
For the last time, I’m not Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney!
Ah, ha! Anti-Semitism!
singing
“His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis…”
“What do you want?”
“Dirty books.”
“Right.”
It’s quite staggeringly popular at the manor, squire.
Is it?
Splunge!
Listen: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Will you shut up!
:: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip thunk ::
Message for you, sir.
Sandwiches!?!
Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam?
My nipples explode with delight!
Ewwww.
We can all think for ourselves!
It’s not pining, it’s passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would pushing up the daisies! It’s flung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!!