Oh, SHOVE the abattoir, it’s not important.
Not at all, Vicar. You’re our best customer [for sherry], after North America.
No, no. That’s the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things. Oh, they’ve done some wonderful things in their time. They preserved the might and majesty, the mystery of the Church of Rome, and the sanctity of the sacraments, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they’d let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn’t be in the mess we are now.
I took the liberty of examining this parrot, and discovered that the only reason he remained on his perch was that he’d been nailed there.
It’s handy for the shops and convenient for the West End.
Lemon curry?!?
It could be carried by an African swallow!
And now for something completely different.
Splunge!
Ah, no you didn’t. You came here for an argument.
Er, no, freedom for me, actually.
Mmmmmmm. Mm. [whump] Oh, my foot! Oh! Oh, damn, damn, damn! Oh, damn, damn, and blast it! Don’t you ‘shhhh’ me. Eighteen years of total silence, and you ‘shhhh’ me! I’ve kept my vow for eighteen years. Not a single, recognisable, articulate sound has passed my lips. Oh, it doesn’t matter now. I might as well enjoy myself. The times in the last eighteen years I’ve wanted to shout and sing and… scream my name out! Oh, I’m alive! Hava Nagila! Hava Nagila! Hava Nagila, ha ha ha! Look out. Oh, I’m alive! I’m alive! Hello birds! Hello trees! I’m alive! Get off. I’m alive! Hava Nagila. Hava n’ra n’–
We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It’s not going to shift one Roman soldier!
You see we piddle twiddle and resolve
not one damn thing do we solve
piddle twiddle and resolve
nothing’s ever solved
in foul, fetid, fuming, foggy, filthy, Philadelphia.
While Pythonesque, or more accurately Gilbert & Sulliven-esque I doubt Sherman Edwards would appreciate being included in a Monty Python thread
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Good evening. Tonight: molluscs. The mollusc is a soft-bodied, unsegmented invertebrate animal usually protected by a large shell. One of the most numerous groups of invertebrates, it is exceeded in number of species only by the arthropods.
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Dinsdale!