Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we’ve got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.
Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er - ta the mnemot I’m wroking on ‘The Mating of the Wersh’.
It’s the Cutty Sark. It’s a model I’ve been making in the dark for some years now.
What a stupid concept.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Riding through the night,
He steals from the poor,
And gives to the rich,
Stupid b…
“Splunge” for me too, yes, definitely, sir.
Am I right in thinking there’s a real frog in here?
He’s scarpered!
Now then Horton, you’ve been with us for twenty years, and your work in the accounts department has been immaculate (the city gent starts to speak; the boss suppresses another burst of laughter) No no - please don’t say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence (almost starts laughing) … has undermined the competence of this firm to such a point that I’m afraid that I’ve got no option but to sack you.
The whitewash over you - not over me. It’s over you. You get the laugh. You get all the laughs. And now for the custard pie in the mush.
It’s not my mush - it’s your mush. It’s your laugh - it’s your laugh mate - not mine. It’s your bleeding laugh.
Well they’re under starter’s orders for this very valuable Queen Victoria Handicap. And they’re off, and Queen Victoria got a clean jump off, followed by Queen Victoria, Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria. It’s Queen Victoria from Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria. It’s Queen Victoria making the early running on the inside. And at the back Queen Victoria already a couple of lengths behind the leaders. Queen Victoria has now moved up to challenge Queen Victoria with Queen Victoria losing ground. Queen Victoria tucked in neatly on the stand side with a clear view. Queen Victoria still the back marker as they approach the halfway mark, but making ground now, suddenly past Queen Victoria with Queen Victoria, Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria still well placed as they approach the first fence. And at the first fence it’s Queen Victoria just ahead of Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria falling away in third place. And Queen Victoria in the lead as they …
Good morning, gentlemen. This is a twelve-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these…
No!!! No, I am not the brain specialist!!! No, no, I am not!!!..Yes!!! …Yes I am!!!
Well, how about a sudden ending?
Mike!!!
That being my actual name it through me for a second 
Oh Chris! Thank God you’re safe.
Harry, I want you to sell me a condom! In fact today I think I’ll have a French tickler, for I am a Protestant!
Oh, well, I’d like to buy a copy of An Illustrated History of False Teeth.
I don’t care how fucking runny it is, hand it over forthwith.