Naa, I’m only pulling your leg. It’s crucifixion, really.
Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you hear that, eh?.. That’s what I’m on about – did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn’t you?
Well, that’s all from this edition of Blackmail. Join me next week, same time, same channel… Join me, two dogs, and a vicar, when we’ll be playing “Pedorasto”, the game for all the family.
Oh botherkins! Er, constable, go and see to him will you?
I see that you have a cabbage.
Bloody Romans.
What’s its diocese?
It was a lovely day yesterday.
Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be… A LUMBERJACK!
Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. Right, now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all your lupins!
All right, all right, all right. We’ll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty… de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb’s Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all. That was for O. Simon, K. Simon, P. Simon and R. Sparrow of Leicester. Later on, we’re going to take a look at John Wayne’s latest movie, ‘Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People’s Heads’ but now we look ahead. On Tuesday Chris Conger took a BBC film unit to the location where 20th Century Vole are shooting their latest epic ‘Scott of the Antarctic’.
Excuse me not shaking hands, I’ve just been putting a bit of lard on the cat’s boils.
Now, I think it’s a little early to start imposing roles on it, don’t you? Now, a word of advice. You may find that you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression. PND is what we doctors call it. So it’s lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It’s available on Betamax, VHS, and Super 8.
Oh…SHIT! (either Zoot or her twin sister, Dingo)
Oh, shit, it’s Mr. Creosote!
Shunt is saying the 8.15 from Gillingham when in reality he means the 8.13 from Gillingham.
I’m sorry I’m late, m’lud, I couldn’t find a kosher car park.
…and Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit!