Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Are you saying that coconuts migrate?

Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III

All right my posture is bad; all right I slump in my chair. But I’ve had more women than either of you two! I’ve had half bloody Norway, that’s what I’ve had!

It says “Romans go home”.

Well, what about those juniper bushes over there?

No it doesn’t! People called Romanes, they go, the house? What’s the latin for “Roman”? Come on, come on !

Hermit: I hadn’t said a word for ten years until he came along!
OMNES: It’s a miracle!

Romanus?

Would you shut that bloody dancing up!

Spam spam spam spam spammity spam wonderful spam spam spam spam…

I don’t like spam!

Oh, intercourse the penguin!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.

Vocative plural of “Romanus” is?

And when you finally get to the half-built Algerian ruin called the Hotel del Sol by paying half your holiday money to a licensed bandit in a taxi you find there’s no water in the pool, there’s no water in the taps, there’s no water in the bog and there’s only a bleeding lizard in the bidet.

Ani.

Mr and Mrs Samuel Brainsample were a perfectly ordinary couple leading perfectly ordinary lives. The sort of people to whom nothing extraordinary erver happens.
And not the kind of people to be the center of one of the most astounding incidents in the history of Mankind!
So, let’s forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man…

In the fifth century, as the once-mighty Roman Empire crumbled, the soft underbelly of Western Europe lay invitingly exposed to the barbarian hordes to the East. Alaric the Visigoth, Galseric the Vandal and Theodoric the Ostrogoth in turn swept westward in a reign of terror. But none surpassed in power and cruelty the mighty Attila the Hun.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the ‘The Attila the Hun Show’!

And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid, which could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing.

“Eunt”? What is “eunt”? Conjugate the verb, “to go” !