IRE; Eo, Is, It, Imus, Itis, Eunt.
… and here is the machine that goes “ping”!
The cat just choked on a lupin!
Good evening. I’d like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed… um… in the history of my bed… of art, of art, I’m sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart… call-girl… I’m sorry. I’ll start again… Bum… oh what a giveaway. The place of the nude in art.
And now for something completely different.
They call me…
Tim.
So, “eunt” is…?
Through that door, turn left, one cross each.
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
To boost the British economy I’d tax all foreigners living abroad.
Third person plural present indicative, “they go”.
…and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not
only the fruit-laden foe but also the redcurrants. Tigers however do
not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a
crocodile.
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
What is the capital of Assyria?
I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways: Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.
The Queen’s Own Kamikazi Scotsmen.
Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson.
He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier’s job very difficult; but of course they’re fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.
Not at all, vicar. You’re our best customer, after North America.