A perfectly ordinary morning in a perfectly ordinary English suburb. Life goes on as it has done for years.
Oh, then you want the Durham Light Infantry.
Have we bombed anywhere? Have we shown 'em we got teeth?
I want to have… I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp!
But it says something about filling my mouth in with cement.
I don’t like Spam!
I want to have… I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.
I’m most awfully sorry.
The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people’s heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there’s another bit where I’ll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it’s just the way he’s holding the spear. (pulling himself together) Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of ‘Gardening Club’ for 1958.
I want you kids to get a head!
:: canned laughter ::
Good evening. Tonight I want to examine the whole question of eighteenth-century social legislation - its relevance to the hierarchical structure of post-Renaissance society, and its impact on the future of parochial organization in an expanding agrarian economy. But first a bit of fun.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: ‘ARTHUR FIGGIS’
Lose caption. Pause.
CAPTION: ‘THE SAME. A FEW SECONDS LATER’
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: ‘THAT’S £4.7.6 SO FAR ON CAPTIONS ALONE’
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: ‘NOT INCLUDING THAT ONE’
This is a lingerie shop, sir.
…of Ulm.
“Look out! Llama.”
Regards,
Shodan
The film that is so funny it was banned in Norway.
Still it’s not as bad as spitting is it?
Vewy well. I shall fwee Wodewick!
It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.