Well, it was coughing up blood last night.
I’ve… I’ve just been stabbed by your nurse.
Oh dear, yes, well I’d probably better have a look at you then. Could you fill in this form first?
Well, come on in. Excuse me not shaking hands, I’ve just been putting a bit of lard on the cat’s boil.
Well, we’re very proud of it here, sir. It’s one of the most up to date in the country.
And get the machine that goes “Ping!”
We are struggling together!
The coal miners of Wales have long been famed for their tough rugged life hewing the black gold from the uncompromising hell of one mile under. This is the story of such men, battling gallantly against floods, roof falls, the English criminal law, the hidden killer carbon monoxide and the ever-present threat of pneumoconiosis which is… a disease miners get.
Red… no, blue! Aiyeeeeeeeeeee!
Look I just want it connected up.
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello - what’s all this, then?
We’ve just heard that something is happening in the Hide-and-Seek final, so let’s go straight over there.
Lemon curry?
We’ll have none of your imperialist tidbits.
Why, a Sumerian drinking vessel of the fourth dynasty.
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedemir. Explain again how sheeps’ bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
No, YOU stay here…and make sure HE doesn’t leave.
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn’t like the others, they were all too flat.
What… is your favourite colour?
Well, that’s where we take a new baby out of a lady’s tummy.