Good idea, Lord!
I wouldn’t fancy flying one of those sitting on the toilet… I mean it’d take the glamour out of being a pilot, wouldn’t it, ha ha, flying around the world sitting on a toilet.
Break the ice at naughty parties!
'Course it’s a good idea!
‘ello, Mrs. Gorilla!
‘ello, Mrs. Non-Gorilla!
How much do you hate the Romans?
Anything goes in!
Anything goes out!
Fish, bananas, old pajamas
Mutton, beef and trout!
A duck!
The larch.
Number thirteen: The naughty bits of a horse.
Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you … er… get me another one?
Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?
A lot.
(Theme music)
Tonite on it’s the mind we investigate the
phenomenon of jeva vu, that strange feeling…
( looks apprehensive) we sometimes…get…
(Theme music starts again)
Captain: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
Sailor: That’s a rather personal question, sir.
Captain: You stupid git. I meant how long is it that we’ve been in the lifeboat? You’ve destroyed the atmosphere now
Right, you’re in.
La llama es un cuadrúpedo
Que vivien en los grandes ríos
Como las Amazonas! (Yi! Yi! Yi! Yi!)
“Romanes eunt domus?” People called Romanes, they go the house?
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one… stayed up! And that’s what you’re gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
Lemming, Lemming
Lemming of the BDA!
Lemming of the BD
Lemming of the BD
Lemming of the BDA!