I’m sorry I’m late m’lud I couldn’t find a kosher car park. Er… don’t bother to recap m’lud, I’ll pick it up as we go along.
For those of you who may have just missed ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus’, here it is again.
It’s…
But the days of the killer cars were numbered, thanks to the miracle of atomic mutation.
I love Spam!
…thanks to the miracle of atomic mutation.
Yes that’s right, that sort of thing, yes, a link. It’s all a bit zany - you know a bit madcap funster… frankly I don’t fully understand it myself, the kids seem to like it. I much prefer Des O’Connor … Rolf Harris … Tom Jones, you know…
“You came on my pillow…aarrrrrrrrgh.”
[where the hell is that from?)
[Google it.]
No, no, don’t tell me - I’m keen to guess.
And now the sound of John Denver being strangled …
‘THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT’
Nun: I preferred the dirty version. (gets knocked out by boxer Gilliam)
You shot him! You shot him dead!
Yes, but I’ve had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping.
‘E’s not pinin’! 'E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
I’ll do you for that.
I am so excited I could hardly wash.
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.
Have you heard the one about the three nuns in the nudist colony?